Addie: I have my shoes off ‘ cause I have to walk like a bear.

Художникhas a huge cake-hangover right now.

Mary (about a friend who had blood tests done): “They took her blood. And, Mommy, guess what they did with it then?”
Mommy: What?
Mary (whispering conspiratorially): They sended it to scientists.

художник на икониJust registered for the Pikes Peak Road Runners’ Super Half next weekend. See you all out there.

ikoni“Thank you Daddy for sharing your gun” just what every father wants to hear on Christmas.

Addie is becoming intimately familiar with applying an ice pack this week.

Just paid a woman $12 for a service and it was worth every penny.

Saw my first prostitute in Vegas.

I feel like “The Maze Runner” is a book about trying to find an exit in a Vegas Casino.