Waitress: What’s your name? Mary: Mary. Waitress: And, how old are you? Mary: 6 Mary (as the waitress walks away): Those questions weren’t hard. She should have asked me, like… what’s 20 + 20?
Monthly Archives:: July 2012
WARNING: Eating smores requires putting your hair in a ponytail first.
WARNING: Eating smores
How does a person go about watching the Olympics if he does not have cable?
Mary: “Anyway, there’s lots of Oreos in life Daddy.”