Cindy Lauper is on the pink “princess” float in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Mary asks, “is that the mean step-mommy?”
Monthly Archives:: November 2009
Who says I can’t learn? I just learned not to eat jalepenos and then pick my nose,
Just burnt my uvula on a jalepeno from my burrito.
Hate,hate, hate the new iPod Shuffle.
Just taught Mary, “Guess what? Chicken butt.” I have nothing left to teach her.
Stuffing rolled pieces of steak up my nose to get rid of the smell of salmon that is filling the house.
RT @awryone: “After all these years, I know I love my wife because when she walks in the room, I still suck in my gut.”
Watching Mary taunt a boy two years older than her. This can only end in violence,
Awoke to find out my iPod just died at 2yr, 3mo. A small ceremony was held. I cried. Flowers may be sent to Apple. Bad week for hard drives.
My Dell Mini 9 hard drive just failed exactly 1 year and 1 day after I bought it. Damn 1 year warranty!