Mary asked me tonight, “Why is your Bleu Cheese White?” #fb
Whipping my hair back AND forth. #fb
Saw a guy open his MacBook then proceed to log into msn.com to read the news and *Hotmail* for email. Does Apple would allow that? #fb
Damn you eastern standard time! Why must you wake my children early?
I get the pink and purple unicorn tonight because it is too big for Mary to cuddle with. #itsadadslife
Just saw Tangled. Rapunzel is a barefoot runner. #fb
The people at Walmart are weirder at 11PM than at 11AM.
Going to Walmart, no shower, in yesterday’s sweatshirt and jeans. Hope I don’t stick out in the bustling crowds in their Christmas finery.
Finding myself wanting to respond to a letter to the editor in the newspaper. Does this mean that I’m old? #fb
was reminded that he was a father this morning with vomit in his hand… twice.