Posts Categorized: Tweets

Just shovelled my driveway and sidewalk for the third time. I think my neighbors are waiting for a bailout.

Can’t find a matching glove. Guess i’ll send the wife out to shovel the walk.

Someone needs to solve the problem of ice sticking to my wipers. Why don’t I have heated wipers yet?

Blockbuster was packed. It’d be quicker to download a movie over a 56k modem.

Just find out that the soda I have at work is caffeine-free!!

Just bought something at the apple store. I feel a little dirty.

Trying to find the best charter school to send Mary to. Apparently waiting until your kid is 3 is a faux pas.

Thinking that a coworker should kiss my behind and wondering if I should tell him.

Having dinner with my daughter at Il Vicino’s.

RT @kennethpbowen: Headline 1: unemployment rate bolts to 8.1% Headline 2: Britain’s clown shortage. Possible synergy?