Me (after being smacked in the face by a branch on my bike ride home): Did you see my face? Wife: Why, what happened? Oh my gosh! Did you break your nose? It’s all swollen and crooked! Me: Uh, no. I scratched my lip. But thanks for letting me know about my big crooked nose.
Posts Categorized: Tech
FB November 09, 2011 at 07:56PM
Mary (flexing): I have strong muscles Me: Yes you do Mary: I could probably kill one of the kids at school Me: .. Mary: I could kill you
Mary (flexing): I have strong …
Mary (flexing): I have strong muscles Me: Yes you do Mary: I could probably kill one of the kids at school Me: .. Mary: I could kill you #fb
I ran across the ‘System.Missi…
I ran across the ‘System.MissingMemberException’ today. It made me giggle.
FB October 31, 2011 at 08:30AM
Road my bike into work and I didn’t get run over once.
Road my bike into work and I d…
Road my bike into work and I didn’t get run over once. #fb
FB October 21, 2011 at 06:11PM
My new job is showing me my weaknesses. Today I learned that I am terrible at Halo 3.
My new job is showing me my we…
My new job is showing me my weaknesses. Today I learned that I am terrible at Halo 3. #fb
FB October 09, 2011 at 10:02AM
Finished the Denver Half. I think I’m gonna sign up for the vegas half too. #RnRDen
Finished the Denver Half. I th…
Finished the Denver Half. I think I’m gonna sign up for the vegas half too. #RnRDen #fb