Monthly Archives:: July 2011

Apparently Planned Parenthood steals souls. I wonder what they do with them? #fb

OH, Mary in the bathroom stall: Addie? Do you see that yellow thing right there? That’s corn. #fb

Standing in a line for a ride that seems to be a line-standing-simulator. #fb

I can’t tell if it is a costume day at Six Flags or if that’s just what kids are wearing now. #fb

Next time I will skip the middle man and pour the syrup directly into Addie’s hair. #fb