… and stuff.
Me (after being smacked in the face by a branch on my bike ride home): Did you see my face?
Wife: Why, what happened? Oh my gosh! Did you break your nose? It’s all swollen and crooked!
Me: Uh, no. I scratched my lip. But thanks for letting me know about my big crooked nose.
Mary (flexing): I have strong muscles Me: Yes you do Mary: I could probably kill one of the kids at school Me: .. Mary: I could kill you
Mary (flexing): I have strong muscles Me: Yes you do Mary: I could probably kill one of the kids at school Me: .. Mary: I could kill you #fb
I ran across the ‘System.MissingMemberException’ today. It made me giggle.
Road my bike into work and I didn’t get run over once.
Road my bike into work and I didn’t get run over once. #fb
My new job is showing me my weaknesses. Today I learned that I am terrible at Halo 3.
My new job is showing me my weaknesses. Today I learned that I am terrible at Halo 3. #fb
Finished the Denver Half. I think I’m gonna sign up for the vegas half too. #RnRDen
Finished the Denver Half. I think I’m gonna sign up for the vegas half too. #RnRDen #fb